Sometimes life sends you signs… and sometimes it sends you a pattern you can’t ignore.

Lately, my dating life has been one very specific pattern: fun-size fellas. And no, I’m not talking about candy bars.

So naturally, I had to ask myself… Is it me? Is it the universe? Or am I just dating in the wrong zip code?

Q: Do I need to change my manifestation affirmations?

A: Possibly. The universe is very literal. If you’ve been saying “I want someone who’s good in every way,” maybe it’s time to be more specific.